Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Ghost of Michael Sweetney




WOOOOO! (chains rattling) I come back from the DEAD to WARN you, GARNETT! Stop being such a MASSHOLE! WOOOOOOOOOO! 3 FOULS in 4 MINUTES against the first team that ever overfed me. (chains rattling) There's so many DUNKIN' DONUTS between my apartment and the GARDEN! WOOOOOOO! (the unmistakable sound of a man scarfing down a dozen donuts) EDDY CURRY, your fate is sealed. Once traded for one another, we will wave towels at better players FOREVER. What do you mean, I need to WORK on my FOOTWORK on DEFENSE? WOOOOOOOOOO!

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